Friday 17 June 2011

Truth: Share The Air

Rachel Sequoia is the speaker for the movement 'share the air'. The goal for 'share the air' is to fly a group of highly trained 'air professionals' around the world to exotic places and bring jars full of air back to America. The air will be released into a greenhouse and when the plants adsorb that air they will multiply it and thus multiply the positive energy radiating from that air. Another way of saying this is the plan is to waste people's time and money. To be honest I think she stole this idea from the Lottery West ad.

Here is the link to her upcomming site: http://sharetheair108.com/

Wednesday 1 June 2011

Injustices: Breve's Fate

Today we mourn the best character in television history. Of course, I am talking about the baby robot Breve from  Sarah Silverman. Although he may have only been in one episode, he made the show. Unfortunately his life was cut short by the bastards at the FBI. We miss you, Breve. Rest in peace.

Tuesday 31 May 2011

Injustices: My Continuing Absense

With exams right around the corner I havent had a lot of time to goodle random stuff whenever I feel like it and this is why there has not been a great deal of content, but do not stress! In a week or two exams will be dead and we will be able to spend more time together. Until then though I will be very absent. Gosh darn it.

Saturday 28 May 2011

Justices: Genius Script Writing Part 2

This clip focuses more on the acting side of things. It is a scene from the mindblowing blockbuster Troll 2.
Since blogger is beign a bitch i'll just put up the link. Damn you blogger.
Also this is just a taste of the horrible acting and bad script writing. For a full understanding of how terrible this movie really is, rent it out. Its worth it.




Saturday 14 May 2011

Justices: Genius Script Writing

This is what I like to see. No beating around the bush, no dillydallying, no clever innuendo. Its just direct, effective and efficient. I think the writers of today could learn a lot from this naked lady.
Did you see the connection? Acting at its finest.
I hope she won.

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Justices: Gnome Chompski

Josh showed me this fan made video today. It was a game trailer made by using Garry's Mod and other stuff. It was maybe one of the coolest things I have ever seen, but it raised a valuable in my mind. Why has this game not been made yet!?!?

GNOME CHOMPSKI!

Monday 2 May 2011

Injustices: School

As the end of our freedom hangs right around the corner and as we get ready for school, I came across something shocking. Something that made school seem obsolete. I realized that car window washing is cool.

According to Real Stories:
$1.68 per car every light cycle
x 33 light cycles/hr
x 8 hours
= $1153.16


$1153.16
x 6 days
x 50 weeks
=  S288, 888/year
TAX FREE!

Just in case any family is reading this, I'm not really considering this as a career. Still though, pretty impressive

Sunday 1 May 2011

Truths: Politics Can Be Interesting

Now some people might be saying that "Australian politics is boring!" NOT TRUE! Yes, most of the time it can be a little slow, but if you can push through you will be totally rewarded and witness something awesome and hilarious.
Senator Fisher for prime minister.

Also the Ukraine has some pretty awesome politics. The brawl over the Black Sea vote was pretty epic.

Saturday 30 April 2011

Justices: iTr3vor

Is he the coolest kid ever?
Yes. Yes he is.

Justices: Wayne's World

When I said Revenge of The Nerds is the best movie of all time, I lied. I have many favorite movies. Wayne's World is one of them. Seriously, this movie has no flaws apart from the fact that it eventually ends, but there is always Wayne's World 2. My brother pointed out to me that this movie was shot in just two weeks. This just highlights Mike Myers' genius. Every scene of this movie is hilarious and it is all thanks to the acting of that man. I would be happy if Mike Myers was the main actor in every film. Also if Robert De Niro and Mathew Broderick co-starred this would please me aswell. Anyway, you have not lived until you have watched this film, rent it out.

Also rent out Revenge of The Nerds and Taxi Driver. They are good too.